This is the best horny Deadspin post and I’m here for it.

My band played the ultimate hipster ass punk show at the PBR taproom in Milwaukee. Believe it or not, PBR making some pretty damn good craft beers right now. I had about 4 of their different beers. Our singer had the malt coffee there when they were trying it out and he said it was great.

I suppose you have to pair the radical idea with an even more radical idea. That way when you comprimise, and get rid of the more radical idea, you get what you wanted all along. Tom Ley is the Bernie Sanders of the NBA.

Maybe try something like these? Sucks that they don’t come with the car, but it could be an option to keep you safe.

How do people 6'5'’ even manage to fly? I’m 6'1'’ and find it an absolutely miserable experience. And that’s before the idiot in front of me reclines their seat. If I were any taller, I’d never do it.

Yes, same guy. And yeah, around that much heavier.

You don’t have patience for talk about policies and the future of our country and planet? Okay, sounds good. Go take a seat at the kids table while the grown ups hash things out. We’ll let you know who to vote for after the primaries.

Oh, it’s definitely true. You actually have to recognize that’s it’s true, and actively try different genres/types of music in order to get away from that thinking. Five years ago, I pretty much only listened to punk rock. Now I’ve been dippin’ my toes into alt-country, classic rock, indie rock, and (some) gangsta rap.

Or Arya takes one of their faces and uses it to get into the throne room...

So, no. Waiters make less than minimum wage. Also, as a former vendor at Wrigley Field, I can tell you that those people also make shit money (unless they’re selling beer + tips). If you are not tipping vendors at a game, you are absolutely not being a good person.

Nah. There’s still a lot of great punk out there. But the really good stuff combined the esthetic of punk and mixed it with other genres.

How did this come to light? Did these accused “thieves” really rat on, like, one of the only decent police officers out there?

These pieces of shit have been advertising on my social media post about the killing of a young black kid advertising their bar. They’re not the progressives they claim to be. Human garbage.

Statues carved by an alien waiting on a replacement piece for his crippled space ship. Trippy. Wonderful. Beautiful. One of his best works.

Its from here:

Why does everything have to be a “take”? Why can’t this be her genuine opinion about the show?

For serious. You gotta tell now,

I believe it was Owen Hart who was truly let go.

Yeah, but first it starts with Domino’s in Russia, then North Korea, then Vietnam, then China. Inevitable that the US would be next. Best to contain it if at all possible.

Bring out the guillitines for these fucks. Bezos, Musk... all of ‘em. You don’t get rich without taking skin off of workers’ backs.