dt-morris
dtmorris
dt-morris

This might be more of a fun bag question, but, what do you suppose is the best “idiot on the field” training regimine? We’re talking making it from one end of the field to another, leaping the wall, and escaping through the stands and out of the park.

Like every white boy Sox fan in high school in 2005: Scott Podsednik.

No kidding. I had two dates last week and though I was Don Motherfucking Juan. I’m a mediocre (if that) white teacher dude.

I went to a wedding with LITERALLY an hour and a half of speeches. I timed the best man: 25 minutes. Groom? 20 minutes. Groom’s mom? 10 minutes. Holy hell.

“person” or “brother” are my two syllable replacements.

You know you’re getting old when you think about hardwood floors before fuckin’.

It seems like fucking in the bed pictures would scratch those floors. I’m imagining it moving/ sliding a bit and really digging some deep scratches. Just my thoughts.

brb. going to bass pro shops to load up on trucker hats and camo pants for the fam.

IMO, it’s not a smart thing to date someone who stays friends with exes. I think it shows clear hangups and also shows they weren’t onboard with the breakup. My ex-loving ex ended up cheating on me. YMMV, though.

Hmm. Seems like an unnecessarily hurtful comment to someone who was baring their soul about a bad relationship. Anyway. I wish you the best.

I had an ex who liked to bring me around many of her exes who she kept as friends. Like, one, why are you still friends? Two, why so many exes? And three, why the fuck am I being introduced?

Hell, we all saw how they ran Ozzie out of town.

Feel the same about the ladies who have them. Am I supposed to be attracted to a dog/child mix or whatever that filter is?

Actually what she looks like in Vegas.

So Steve Bannon does yoga?

Soldiers tend to be men, no?

It wouldn’t be so bad if the writing staff actively looked to un-grey posters. But it doesn’t seem like they bother trying anymore.

This is amazing. This guy is basically getting paid to cut awful wrestling promos.

Defending a racist homophobic serial abuser? K.