Absolutely not true. I travel the Dan Ryan many times a week. There are just as many on ramps as off ramps.

Lane conditions change due to the other competitor.

Nah. When you model, you open yourself up to criticism about your looks. Kinda comes with the job.

shhhhhhh.

Dude’s wife and best friend just died. Give him a break. He would know if she would have liked it.

Why did you put Mitchell Trubisky’s name on a Rex Grossman tweet?

An anecdote of why you can’t run government like a business. As told by Jamie Vollmer:

Zero chance that would have ever been a Mania match. The Rock hardly shows up to Mania to wrestle anymore. If and when he does, it sure as shit isn’t going to be to face Vin Diesel.

Here’s an idiot proof diagram for the only correct recipe for a hot dog. Use it to research, and come back and tell me the error of your ways.

Its hard to have a wrong opinion, but you definitely managed to have two of them in this one sentence.

Chicagoan here. Please don’t ever visit. For your own health, well-being, and general safety.

Might not be the best idea to call someone who is reaching out for advice on how to support you an “asshole”. It’s polarizing, and hurts the cause.

I can see where you’re going with this, but I disagree. Anecdotally, the people who I know who drink craft are hipsters. And hipsters are really the only people I know who still smoke. Small sample size, but I still have to disagree.

Because this story is about her...

That ref totally shoved that kid. Good for the kid for not putting up with that crap.

Dug “This Land is Your Land”, and this might be a bit of a hot take, but I think she’s a coward. Hear me out.

Every transacrion at gamestop:

If you want to shop somewhere that treats its employees well, Walmart is NOT the answer. Anti-union, they under pay, drive out jobs from small towns, and even construct many stores with non-union workers.

Nah man. I teach 7th graders. 12 year olds. They have full awareness of what’s going on. And they don’t like it one bit.

I remember that exactly and very fondly. NO ONE KNEW what they were supposed to be. And I was thinking of Godzilla-ing that shit. When I came back after my last class (after getting into it with the women handing out fliers), it was thankfully taken care of!