This isn’t the same dude who tied a bunch of helium balloons to a lawn chair and ended up in the flight path of LAX, is it?

Thank goodness for the courts. I fucking hate Mr. Orange Cheeto Bone Spurs.

I would have freaked out if I had been in the audience when she singled you out. I’m sad there weren’t more Jezebel readers in the audience.

She’s so charming and yet so evil. It’s scary.

Good G-d. I’ll send good kitty wishes to you.

Not quite fully resolved. At the very end, the female detective was monitoring the women.

How, exactly, would you prevent your cat from going in her yard, unless you kept the cat inside? One of the beautiful things about cats is that they do whatever they want.

Honestly, that’s what I first thought.

I thought acid-wash died a merciful death in the 1980s.

Given the choice, Kim Jong Un seems less creepy and gross.

Isn’t this something that can go before the National Labor Relations Board? Like, workers have a right to organize. (This as a person near Santa Barbara, where rich horrible woman Wendy McCaw ruined a local paper through venomous spite. She fired the newsroom that was trying to organize; blurred the lines between…

She has zero credibility at this point. Also, way to play into the anger of the BernieBros and the Russians just before the 2018 midterms. Does she want to keep Trump in office?

I’m so sorry. We ended up adopting two kids, but the pain of infertility is real. We had grieve the loss of one future, before we could pursue a different one.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Ryan is up to his neck in it too. We need the collapse to happen in February 2019, after the Dems take the House in the midterms. (My secret plot/fantasy)

I want her — along with the rest of her conniving family — to die in federal prison.

Racism was definitely part of the decision to use PR in the birth control testing. But it was more complicated that simply a willingness to experiment on women in PR (rather than women in the US). In the 1950s, PR didn’t have Comstock laws (which defined birth control as obscene and thus illegal) like the rest of the…

HW does not look so good. I know he and Barbara were too sick to attend 45's inauguration. I hope he’s ok.

Well, Carter managed to get nothing done with a Democratic House and Senate, and he botched the Iran hostage thing, and he didn’t manage stagflation well (see Malaise speech), and his team totally f’ed up the meltdown at Three Mile Island — but he was right on energy (hello early investments in solar). Carter sucked…

But it’s “save the fetuses!” Once they are born, fuck you on education, health care, food stability, etc. I cannot believe how much I hate these people.

That’s the word on the street from people inside the White House.