Folks, it’s simple. We applaud liberal restaurants that refuse to feed members of the Trump administration. We are thrilled when Don Jr. gets a drink dumped on him by a progressive server. We like that people in MAGA hats are kicked out of bars by the liberal owner. So we have to accept and tolerate reciprocal things…

Thank goodness capitalist, clickbait, webchurn, data harvesting, hell has given a billion otherwise unemployable bloggers a reason to complain about work.

Yeah, no, those houses looked that way before the storm.

So whether you’re hiding in the glow of your phone at a BBQ, being forced to work, or just having one day of blessed silence before counting down to the next federal holiday, you still have plenty to read here on Jalopnik. Go ahead, put your feet up, and marinate in the cars.

Is Michael Sheen known for writing an album about pegging?

“Inherent in the ridiculous human condition is the necessity that we continually relearn lessons of the past, the hard way.”

I mean, there’s absolutely nothing scary about Antifa. When they show up wearing a bunch of hockey gear they bought at play it again sports (or pinched from their more successful, engaged siblings that played sports), and beat up on unarmed old people, yeah I guess that’s kind of scary? Maybe? They get their asses…

Nothing makes a white liberal angrier than a brown person working for a living.  It’s literal slavery!

Nah you ain’t gonna do shit. Writing articles so your billionaire owner can sell ad space gump ass. 

Once again, Hamilton, what is stopping you from heading to the streets with a machete and a dream?

I could have sworn I’d seen this article five times from him before. It is hilarious how his platform at Gawker keeps shrinking.

Today’s American leftists, while no doubt a tremendously rage fueled group are lacking in some critical capacities to be able to lead or even participate in any kind of ‘worker violence’. I’m pretty sure the plutocrats are sleeping easy knowing the worst they face is ‘clapping back’ or maybe some angry tweets. No…

HamNo has been writing this same article since Gawker existed. Nothing has changed - nothing will change. HamNo is basically just the guy standing in the desert screaming in to the vast, sandy nothingness.