If they weren’t meant to cook kebabs, they shouldn’t have put ‘Lamb’ right there in the name. 

chickity china the chinese chicken

Best practices guide for Harbor Freight stuff:

Now it’s a Porsche Taycan’t.

They should make a rotary engine version so it will make even clearer what kind of a Wankel you are for buying this watch.

Unless you got in the car, closed the door, and realized the battery was dead. I mean, most of these cars probably sit for periods of time. Then again they probably have a porter that will “prep” the car before they take it out. So it’s just the porter’s life at stake. Nevermind, Carry on.

Like you, I have no idea what they are doing, (however I suspect shenanigans are involved -possibly even hijinks), but clearly they’re so intent on doing it that they haven’t noticed a Boeing 747 sneaking up on them.

I’d love to see this play with commentary by Richard Attenborough:

I still can't believe we survived Y2K.

And yet when I need four tires it takes two days for the shop to get them and a 45 minute appointment to mount and balance. Disgusting.