A display to remember...

If the food court’s not at the center, they did it wrong.

The ‘80s: Weirder Than You Remember

Don’t get me started about the time he just wandered around the Northwest pretending to be a postal worker and hanging out with Tom Petty.

Worse. They speak a thousand times slower than us...and it’s Space German, with all the verbs at the end.

I’m laying odds Phasma is a mole for the Resistance. It would explain a lot, actually.

Ballard’s like that. He’s very good at writing these stories, but they tend to be...disturbing? Unsatisfying? Discomfiting? Which I suppose is what he was trying for, but it’s not something I could make a steady literary diet of, to be honest.

“Glitch”. Keep sayin’ that, guys.

West German stealth techonolgy always was surprisingly practical.

DC = Derp Comics

Low-rent foreign Daleks, doing the exterminating American British Skaro Daleks won’t.

“You should have seen the one that beached five years ago. Family of four moved in and still had room for the next two kids.”

Durn crayzee Rooskis.

They already do. It’s hard to mask the sound of his enormous brass cojones.

I have to put this out there. It’s been swimming in my head since I saw it.

Making the employees think a time capsule was being buried...honestly, that’s a pretty Penn & Teller thing to do. Too bad they seem puzzled about the story themselves.

It sure doesn’t stand for “France”...

Rev. Al? Is that you?

Do you even understand the nature of the problem? Just at the time people need to be taking this seriously, the big faces talking about it are the green equivalent of Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker. That not only doesn’t help, it’s probably part of why (at least here in America) people seem to be turning away.

It brings to mind Yoda’s reaction to Luke heading off to Bespin in ESB: