Starman, my foot. It’s Space Stig.

On its way towards the orbit of Mars...

These are the same madmen that insist there were sequels to Highlander. Just ignore them.

I dunno, given teh family history I think of him as a New Balance kind of fella...

Did Ehrlich ever pay up on the bet he lost on this subject?

This only seems like a good idea because DisneyMarvel has built up serious credit from a lot of good work to date. That’s a thing that can change easily. I’m not as positive on this news as a result.

PORG: The Other Other White Meat

We’re on the same page. Also...keep an eye on Snope’s red-armored guards. I have a suspicion there’s a lot more there than we know.

Farmer Thanos FTW!

Ah. Those crazy Norse deities, I can’t keep up with it all sometimes...

Wait, I thought Loki was her mother?

Still laying odds it’s a gender-swapped Anakin clone.

Michael Bay...Dora the Explorer...BURN HOLLYWOOD BURN I HATE YOU I HATE YOU ALL

Er, that last pic confuses left and right...

If we’re going to resolve this whole thing with a dance-off between the Glorious People’s Rhythmic Celebrators and BTS, I. Am. Outta. Here.

Probably because of the classic Michael Caine quote regarding the flick:

Polly Oliver jokes would be totally missed by most audiences.

Ah. I must have it confused with something else then. Still, not out of the question for someone else to bear the mantle at that time, then.

Actually, since the Black Panther was a mark of its bloodline...

I’d settle for just making it coherent again.