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That Small Dark Voice
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Time for a new K-9?

There’s going to come a far future day when inhaling burning leaves of any form is utterly alien, and archeologists are going to wonder why the heck we had “No Smoking” signs all over.

Robot Magpies: Threat or Menace?

Put me down for Knight/Wing in ‘17 on the Daughters of the Dragon ticket.

Not to mention the deaths of hundreds—nay, thousands—of government contractors...

By the power vested in me by the voices in my head, I hereby award you the Internet. I’m callin’ it a day, yo.

He should probably be thankful it wasn’t in a septic tank.

Most of the “Nazis” were played by Jews. Subtle revenge, that.

Someone needs to do movie credits where everyone is “John/Joan Harrison”. Except for “Keyser Soze as Himself”.

R2-D2: Renegade Dalek-turned-Time Lord. Discuss.

Does the TARDIS open when he snaps his fingers?

I can’t be the only one who thinks that “far, far” looks far too much like “Jar Jar”.

“Dear Arizona,

You’re going to catch hell for omitting Orphan Black. This batch of cloned seestras and their estranged (and stranger yet) brothers (and Fee, can’t leave him out), plus Fee, Siobahn, Kira, assorted others...

Blink and you miss it...is this the Black Panther?

Congratulations, you just named the porno parody!

So what, now we’re getting a clubbing guide for wizards? ;)

Best Sustained Hallucination Caught On Film

“Look, really, it’s for the best. This new automatic meat carver needs a test, and you’re an absolute failure as my agent. Getting me stuck in this Charlie Foxtrot of a show again...anyway, we’ll get a note to your next of kin. Timer should start it in about five minutes. I’d say nice knowin’ ya but...”

it’s wouldn’t be a superhero comic if there weren’t sinister goons and plans to take over the world city!