Figaro!

He's just doing the Fandango.

FitBits

I'm on it. I'm normally a beer/wine drinker, but think a shot of vodka may be in order. All the more appropriate when DT starts chumming up with his buddy Putin.

As is Sarah Palin. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Citizen Caning: An encounter with the Singapore justice system.

I'm amazed that this is the first mention of Caddyshack that I've seen. Just about anything would be great, but especially any of the improvised Bill Murray scenes. Or maybe when they blow up the golf course… because, 'plosions! Plus, of course, all the drugs would be a bonus…

It is also mathematically certain to land on the floor cream-cheese side down.