Her hair looks cute. I'm not seeing the unprofessional because it looks neat and clean to me. I think braids are professional.

Her hair looks beautiful, and I can’t imagine what actual problem there could be with it. Zara have opened themselves up to some serious problems here I think. Unless they have an actual “no braids” policy, which I highly doubt they do.

OMG that was magical. I was CACKLING with laughter at all the pictures of these. I mean, I saw the ad and thought, “huh, those look just like burrs.” Saw the headline and was like OH GOD YES I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A BURR OUT OF PLASTIC???? It’s like the toy company has never met…

A 10 year old in my class was bleeding profusely today because he tried to sharpen his finger in his pencil sharpener to “see what would happen”. A 10 year old. With no cognitive problems. So I have zero problems believing that a kid would jam 45 of these stupid things in their hair.

Is it wrong that I spent at least half hour yesterday looking at all the Amazon reviews from angry moms with their kid’s bad hair pictures? It’s so funny and entertaining. Like, for fucks sake, it says on the box that they stick to hair. Maybe don’t let your kids play with it alone if they're prone to putting stuff in…

If you’re eating a hot dog and THAT concerned about what’s in it, you’re kind of doing life wrong.

“indie rocker Jenny Lewis.”

I have horrible cowlicks that prevent any legitimate bangs happening. I am legit jealous of people who can do the bangs.

Shuping claims to have found a psychologist willing to help fulfill her dream in 2006. After a couple of weeks, they decided Shuping was ready to lose her eyesight. The psychologist poured drain cleaner in her eyes.

I’m really hoping she’s lying about that part...

What type of psychologist does that?! Holy shit.

My hot take: Pies are second tier desserts. Cakes ftw.

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This is the largest auto that I could afford. Should I, therefore, be made the subject of fun?

So the CDC's guidance based on decades of randomized, controlled trials and data is trumped by this? Are you really working at a university? Please tell me it's a liberal arts school

I'm going to ask you to go ahead and not get the flu vaccine.

The folds under her arms and on her torso on the pictures where her body is contorted were reassuring for me. I've been trying to lose weight and get in shape, so it's kind of a bummer to see/feel folds when you move around (especially on the front of your armpit, ugh). I'd never seen that on someone with, as Mean…

I'll go ahead and admit it: Seeing Doutzen's frown lines — specifically the angry 11s — makes me feel better about mine. I think, depending on the individual, this sort of reality check can be powerful.