Imagine the horror when they’re forced to assemble cheap furniture with only pictographic instructions and a hex key.

Yeah, that’s the flappy door and the side of the container. Sorry, I always knew this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“I want to destroy you for your own good. Why can’t you see that, you ungrateful little shit that I effectively disowned.”

This is precisely what’s going on. He isn’t complimenting his daughter, he’s complimenting “someone/something he made.” It’s not really about Ivanka at all; he merely sees the fantasy of sex with her as the closest thing to sex with himself (ie. the only person he really loves and dreams about)

Seems unnecessary as he already has the ‘I’d fuck my own daughter’ vote all locked up.

Look, how else is a man supposed to compliment his daughter when the only compliments he knows how to give any woman are that he finds her attractive enough to have sex with?

America feels greater already. /s

I found it amusing. The funniest part was my interaction at the box office:

can we build the Flamingo a memorial? we can pay for it by selling punches to this guy. $5 face, $10 groin, etc. Invite the kids! Good family fun!

Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(

I don’t care too much about either Beyoncé or Pokemon.

CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF ONE’S LABIA HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AMOUNT OF SEX ONE HAS???

Aaaaa I love him

I’d watch the shit out of that

🙌

Oh I CANNOT WAIT to see how incredible she will look on that red carpet!

I want to add that for me, it was about confidence. I thought long hair == feminine when I was younger, and that I couldn’t pull off short hair without looking like a dude. Now I see that pixie cuts are DOPE and women that rock them look amazing. I also realized that looking feminine all the time isn’t important to…