A reminder that most of America is concerned about the impact of wall and waiting for Mueller to make a move.

If you are Dirk, the right thing to do is to go back to Europe, sign with a Euro League team, do a buttload of ads and appearances, mail it in on the court every night, and live your best life.

So Robert Kraft went to a seedy massage parlor in a Florida strip mall at 11 a.m. that Sunday, then presumably got on his private plane and flew to Kansas City, where he watched the NFL team he owns punch a ticket to the Super Bowl. Rich people are so fucking bizarre.

Wang

Should’ve been Paddington 2 or Eighth Grade.

The police caught 'em all.

The order of the photos should match the order of descriptions because that is how captions have worked since captions were invented. 

+1 squatter’s rights

Scal caught in a Kardashian news cycle would be a hell of a saga, IMO

wait a minute, leave Scalabrine out of this. he’s the man and I’m not even a Celtics fab

To be fair, in this case at least, it wasn’t the team that sucked.

This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

As far as wholesome stories, last night in aspect Legends, I got paired up with a guy who started asking me questions out of nowhere.

I, too, suck at Apex and am also a grown-up who doesn’t have much time to play and get better (and I get disconnected at least once per session). But it’s pretty fun, so I keep giving it a go.

This is the part of gaming culture that I love.

Hey, that’s because our sister site io9 was doing an excellent (and now published) report of their own.

Because he’s an athlete, 19 years old and in college. He doesn’t owe anyone shit.

You’re not getting pummeled by me. I’m certainly on the “crucify him” side, but you’re acting perfectly reasonable, I think. You’re giving testimony on your experience, without denying the accusations. Which is fine. Assuming the accusations are true*, I don’t exactly see you denying them.

Must be nice to read something like this and think, “eh, whatever...” Wonder what that’s like.

Idiotic comparison