Yeah, pretty sure the Red Sox are reallllly fucking bummed about three straight division wins and a World Series title since 2015.

I love how you glossed over the 108 wins and World Series win.

Murphy temporarily deactivated his Twitter account after Tennessee fans gnashed their teeth at him online

In the SEC? Somewhere around the 1948 Delta Bowl.

Sounds more like he was Voluntold to leave.

I mean Ric Flair, one of the all time legends, made some of the most insane and hilarious promos ever and had a signature ring move where he’d take a comically long time to fall from a chest chop. GOOD comedy has always been key to wrestling. 

the ball came spinning out counterclockwise because of the Oriolis Effect

Boris Johnson’s favorite part about EuroLeague basketball is watching Europeans get punished for traveling

take his gun away.

I’m not a big Barstool guy and always prefer to read Deadspin, but...

Billy Madison

Here’s hoping Amofah is found alive and well—and gets the help he needs. It’s not looking good, and dragging that kind of body of water for one person is very much the epitome of needle-in-a-haystack work, but until his whereabouts are confirmed one way or another, all anyone can do is hope he set his stuff down and…

I suppose turnabout is fair play

Maybe. Maybe that was the joke.

Well, if he takes more KOs like that, he’ll be a ghost before too long.

*Rex Ryans bursts in, wheezing*
Heard the...headline...need to...hear more.

the list of players attending sounds about white

That send is known as the "Wendell Kim".

Yeah, I feel like a killjoy for agreeing with you, and I’m glad that so many people liked it as they did, but to me this was basically an entire episode filled with what I call “character porn.” That is, it featured scene after scene that was ostensibly about exploring the characters, but not in a way that challenges…

It’s the lesser-known Oohlookapennysaurus.