I’ve never commented on Kotaku before, though I’ve been a religious reader for 3 or 4 years now. As the account name states, I made this account just so I could wholeheartedly endorse this sentiment. This review was utterly fantastic. It truly transcends the medium of “internet review” and becomes something else…

Kirk, this is easily the best game review I’ve ever read, but also the best writing of any kind that I’ve read on this website. I enjoyed your creative narrative prose over the the technical trappings of FPS and other “data.”

You know, this is a horseshit comment, and while your intentions are no doubt good, you appear to have forgotten where you’re aiming. This is Kotaku. We have our faults, but pulling punches ain’t one of them.

President Donald Trump: —of years. They say that we had hurricanes that were far worse than what we just had with Michael.
Lesley Stahl: Who says that? “They say”?
President Donald Trump: People say. People say that in the—
Lesley Stahl: Yeah, but what about the scientists who say it’s worse than ever?
President Donald…

Biff in DOAS worhsips his father and thinks he’s the embodiment of the American dream - great salesman, charming family man etc. In fact, his father (who is slowly losing his mind) is a failing businessman and sleazeball. This knowledge crushes Biff.

Me wait ALL YEAR for this moment. ALL YEAR.

White liberal here, totally cool with it, no discomfort of any sort. You’re part of the problem.

https://theundefeated.com/features/panthers-jerry-richardson-is-no-stranger-to-incidents-involving-race/

the head cow is always grazing

We’ll have to wait for the prequel spinoff Ich bin Ein Werner were we chronicle his fall from legit civil engineer working in west germany, to digging tunnells under the berlin wall, to eventually building the super lab.

By not giving a damn about any laws but the laws of physics, baby.

Unless you are making a romantic, for that you need a Lover not a Hader.

Little Ceasars? I’ll give you. Dominos, no way IMO.

Big deal. I call the shots that make me unconscious every night at the bar.

This is such BS. I’ve worked with Colangelo. He would never do this. Would a man with such normal collars even think to do this? He’s a class act.

I handiclapped for this comment.

“Joke’s on them! Check out my awesome parking spot now”

Yea, hulking out in front of the ump is not a praguematic choice

In that kind of situation she’s gotta keep her temper in czech

I actually expect the Knicks to trade for love when/if LeBron leaves.