The “you need me, I’m leaving” thing struck me as very odd and downright insane, until I remembered that recently I gave notice at my job, and the time between giving notice and actually leaving, watching the scramble of my boss try to figure out “How are we going to replace everything you do?” I couldn’t help but…
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More like, “I’ll show them how asinine it was to pay those lazy ass ForkKnife fucks instead of a real baller such as myself.”
This is something I can barely even imagine being possible, let alone fathom attempting. Like, I can run, so I can imagine what it’s like to run really, really fast like Usain Bolt. I can ride a bike, so I can imagine what it must be like to ride the Tour de France. This, however, is completely alien to me.
Stanton would have whiffed at that pitch to.
Really? Tesla just outsold the BMW 3-series, Mercedes C-Class, Audi A4, and you’re still clinging to “they’ll never deliver...”?
I don’t know that unfair is the right term here. You’ve got two cars that do the same thing (move people and stuff from point A to point B). One of them has different design constraints due to how that thing (the ability to move stuff and people) is implemented and takes advantage of that to deliver better crash…
Except they did. The S has had a minor facelift.
Along the way they gave up the very first cycle in MLB playoff history, to Boston’s Brock Holt, who completed the feat with a two-run dinger off of Austin Romine, who you will note is not a pitcher
We prefer ‘Masshole’, ‘jackass guy’ or ‘kid’.
This was my first thought. Holy shit, this guy’s teammates actually looked annoyed. He must be a huge dick.
He’s the only player I’ve ever seen remake his shot into something slower and worse. I hope he figures it out but his form makes Shawn Marion’s look proper.
“Fuck, he actually pulled it off. He’s going to be completely insufferable now.”
It’s cute now, but as Hurricanes get stronger, the surge will overcome the boards and destroy the low-lying areas.
Judging by the excitement of his teammates, he must be an asshole.
One of the finer examples of username/comment synergy.
^^^^ This guy gets it. The thing is, judges really don't like being belittled so he's pushing his luck hard here.
You can’t age badly if you never age points at forehead
That last paragraph is the most important to me, because it puts the article into perspective. The Eagles are 2-2 in the league most designed for parity, have been dealing with injury issues to their starting QB and their top offensive weapons, and play in a down division. For the better part of the last decade,…