What, autos are fun too...

I have seen how some of my friends drive. I have also seen how my wife drives. I will die of a heart attack before I reach my destination.

You think I’d let a friend drive my Jeep?

Men shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to accept that the woman may get an abortion.

“I don’t understand why these players aren’t simply retracting their heads into their shells before contact to avoid this sort of thing.” - Mitch McConnell

+1 meep.

LOL, I drive a free 99 Altima. I can’t wait for the day I can ding it up and get something new like a ‘00.

We know the artist

That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

The front fell off?

america works just like a car... you put it in (D) to go forward and (R) to go backwards...

My work for them is pro bono.  It makes my snark more pure.

At about same time they offer a manual shift stick.

What exactly does size have to do with price?

So, are you saying this is some sort of impossible hurdle? The rules change all the time.

Your ridiculous comparison is so asinine, everyone who gave you a star should be banned from Deadspin.

For reference, this guy is the same size as an average offensive lineman was in the 1980's... and is dunking from the free throw line.

I’ll take the viewpoint that flinching doesn’t mean that he’s a pussy or scared, it means that he’s alert and prepared. Anybody who sees (or thinks he sees) a punch coming from anything other than a small baby and just sticks their chin out and takes it instead of turning away from (also known as attempting to dodge)…

Yeah, could be any size douche, really. 

“Pryor’s flinch is embarrassing on its face, but when you consider 1) Pryor is wearing a helmet and DJ Swearinger isn’t, 2) Pryor is the one advancing, and 3) Pryor stands about half a foot taller than Swearinger, it might be grounds for forced retirement.”