“I don’t understand why these players aren’t simply retracting their heads into their shells before contact to avoid this sort of thing.” - Mitch McConnell

LOL, I drive a free 99 Altima. I can’t wait for the day I can ding it up and get something new like a ‘00.

That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

The front fell off?

america works just like a car... you put it in (D) to go forward and (R) to go backwards...

My work for them is pro bono.  It makes my snark more pure.

At about same time they offer a manual shift stick.

What exactly does size have to do with price?

I’m interested in hearing more about this good path the browns were on. 

1-31.

My little sister moved up from Chicago to Milwaukee and actually just got engaged to a Packers fan. He is just about the nicest guy in the world and is more than an overprotective brother could hope for in a brother in-law. He bought her a Rodgers jersey for Christmas last year and I now plan on making a scene at…

So, are you saying this is some sort of impossible hurdle? The rules change all the time.

Your ridiculous comparison is so asinine, everyone who gave you a star should be banned from Deadspin.

Hey look, I found a home for this take

What does comparing the failure rate of umpires to that of players establish? They don’t have the same job. The game requires the failure of players, in order for there to be strikeouts. The game does not require the failure of umpires.

“Why is that now not good enough?”

For reference, this guy is the same size as an average offensive lineman was in the 1980's... and is dunking from the free throw line.

I’ll take the viewpoint that flinching doesn’t mean that he’s a pussy or scared, it means that he’s alert and prepared. Anybody who sees (or thinks he sees) a punch coming from anything other than a small baby and just sticks their chin out and takes it instead of turning away from (also known as attempting to dodge)…

Yeah, could be any size douche, really. 

“Pryor’s flinch is embarrassing on its face, but when you consider 1) Pryor is wearing a helmet and DJ Swearinger isn’t, 2) Pryor is the one advancing, and 3) Pryor stands about half a foot taller than Swearinger, it might be grounds for forced retirement.”