The value of the account doesn’t matter, its not his property. Did he increase the value? Yes. But that was his job at the newspaper!!!! And he was being paid to do it. A reporters job is to bring eyeballs to the paper and what they put out (which includes the twitter account). This is their product.

Nobody’s stopping him from copying info about his followers and asking them to follow his new account. He just can’t keep the account. Your inability to grasp and comprehend a fair analogy is stupid as shit, though. See? Now we’re all having fun [insert exclamation point here]

I mean the POTUS does it all the time. If the highest power in the land (god bless the emperor) can do it why not some peon CEO?

Both of them.

The Philadelphia Police Department has released the following sketch of the suspect:

These all seem to be lower-body injuries. Are we sure they aren’t being attacked by a leprechaun wielding a shillelagh?

Yes, and it’s pretty funny.

Instead of flying into space and getting chased by Sentinel ships you can just fly around the planet for like 30 seconds to lose them. As long as you’re inside the atmosphere no ships should spawn, and ground Sentinels can’t really chase you.

Is he just trolling the short sellers now full time?

This is such a Brad comment. 

“But many were found alive doing other things later.”

*Ellsbury reads Frrazier’s tweet

You can have my cargo shorts when you pry them from my cold dead thighs.

Kinda figured Petchesky would be all over a story about smashing watermelons. 

“BROWNING NAGLE”

I like these door handles on the model 3 MUCH better. No more electric gremlins to creep in preventing you from entering the car like the model S.

So they once held drafts in Holiday Inn conference rooms with like, two dozen drunk fans in attendance?

I think they’d just snap off, and then things would go really badly after that.

me seeing the Magary Darnold similarity for the first time

I was reversing up the driveway of a house I just moved into. In my rear window I only saw the shed. I ended up backing into the brick corner wall of the garage that was hidden in the blind spot created by the bangs in my hair. Here’s a crappy graphic. lol