If it makes you feel any better I groaned while typing it.

Conservative activists are proposing a law that only allows for the doll to be shipped in blue packaging.

The problem I see with *any* team in the east other than Cleveland getting Melo is that they are probably better off keeping their draft picks and building their teams as Lebron (well, theoretically!) declines and no longer is an insurmountable mountain blocking the path to the finals.

Yes, but it’s not like... an enforceable order. An attorney can ask that a witness only respond yes or no, but if the answer requires more than a yes or no, the witness is free to say so and elaborate. So you can’t force a witness to answer “You stopped beating your wife last week, yes or no?” The only way an…

Welllllllll.....

I assume it’s something more along the lines of “CEO’s have an important role in an organization, but are not worth 200x the average employees salary”.

Insert joke about how reality TV is the downfall of modern society.

“Murder, He tweeted”

Feaster is still employed by the school but will no longer be coaching the football team

Looks like it’s Famine time in the Feaster household

My sister in law used to be a single mother, and she had a teacher in college (catholic university) that insisted on failing her because she should be taking care of her child. And if she failed enough and needed support she would finally be convinced of marrying the father of the child and become a happy-functional…

He knows you exist, he simply wants you to suffer for it.

I don’t think the Knicks know they are allowed to trade *for* picks, and not just trade them away.

because none of them were Michael Holley

I am willing to bet that Mr. Green is the kind of man who would be unable to find his way out of a paper bag without the help of a Woman employee, whom he naturally would not pay a fair wage to.

The Swiss Air Force gets its first kill.

I don’t listen to much sports radio up here in the MA, but earlier this week I caught a little bit on back-to-back days and all it was was 3-to-4 white dudes arguing about what the Celtics should do and which players were worth which picks and whether winning a couple playoff series was an adequate goal since they…

He’s Canadian and got stuck in the snow. Isn’t that considered a felony? Do they strip you of your Tim Horton’s rewards card, or least send you to a jail that doesn’t serve poutine? How is this handled?

or just done a sick kickflip and said forget it to his worries

Leaning to a NP on this one, but a shaky one at best. Good clean 996, the headlights do not bother me at all. I’d want to know more about the changes to the internals to make sure it wasn’t just “slap a SC on it and let it roll”, but 425 to the rear while rolling your own is crazy scary in the best way!