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Breaking news: Woman who was jacked in the face by enormous, physically powerful athlete was “Not actually asking for it,” but was, in fact, being harassed even before punches were thrown.

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

If Faulk gets one more inch, the Patriots would have played in SB 41 and (probably) beaten the Bears.

I helped care for my father in the last month of his life. It was worse than I could have imagined, and I have a vivid imagination. Thankfully, he never forgot that he loved and trusted me. It was the only thing that kept me going as he was walking around the house in the middle of the night in a broken circuit,…

There is nothing worse than a young kid pooping in a tub. You can take them out of the water but the poop water is all over them. Then you try to clean the tub and the kid starts to run off to get poop water everywhere. So instead you towel off the kid but now you have the poop water on the towel. So then you carry…

Kicking the FG made it a 2 possession game as it cut the deficit to 16. I think that was the logic at work. Belichick was counting possessions at that point. 

Which makes his later decision to kick a FG when down 28-9 all the more mind-boggling. Sure, it ended up working out, but the math in that situation suggested that he should’ve gone for the TD on 4th down rather than kick the FG, when down 19.

In each of the last 2 Super Bowls the Patriots played Donta’a Hightower made the 2 defining defensive stops that enabled victory. He’s getting his just due for this strip sack but many people overlook his stop of Lynch on the play before Butler’s pick at the end of XLIX which was unbelievable.

I never got the immpression that Brady was pro-Trump in a political sense. More of a “this guy I know and am kind of friends with is running for president. Boy, it would be neat if my kind of friend were president!” Brady doesn’t strike me as the political type. He seems apathetic to things that are not his family or…

The question is why would you give a shit? I was pissed that Trump won, but do you think anyone made their voting decision based on what some professional athlete thought? If they did they were probably going to break right anyway.

I was thinking about that last night. That Superbowl was the most amazing game I’ve ever watched, but then I got to thinking about how I watched Brady’s first Superbowl on my roommate’s 13" TV when I was a freshman in college.

This was easily one of the best Superbowls ever, with quite a backstory, and you write this. An article that seems like it physically pained you to write it.

I don’t think he’d do this to other teams. Look at how little he does with something like on field fighting. (see last year’s playoffs.) When was the last time he fined an owner?

One for his cock made me laugh more than it should have.

bill russell is the only one with a cock ring

As a NHL fan first, the booing of Goodell was a mix of “Yes! and ‘You guys are stealing our bit. Booing Bettman when he hands out the Cup is our thing!”

My first Patriots game was 1998 when Scott Zolak somehow beat Steve Young and the 49ers (including a patented Jerry Rice long TD on a 15 yard slant) to clinch a…

NO ONES DENIES THIS!

It’s not over for Goodell yet. Now the Patriots open the season in Foxboro on a Thursday and the commish can’t duck it. He’s probably in for a tough night considering it’ll be the first time he’s been there in 2 years.

dumb shirt?? they’re fackin vindicated, Linds