I’d pack you a cooler with PB&J and some PBR.

I suspect you’ll find people bitching and moaning that they’re having to put up with the locals instead of getting the real pros. Also, remember economies of scale: the US is 10X or so larger than Canada, it’s a US product. Think of it as a pool broadcast that we utilize, and are able to do so because we live on your…

I get what you’re saying and everything but you have to admit that for many years the ads have been made a part of the experience that people talk about the next day.

The written test is one thing. I’m more concerned with physical ability at that age. There should be a requirement for medical records proving sufficient eyesight and reflexes.

Why you gotta brake his balls?

He reportedly tried to break, but that didn’t happen. 

My wife calls it ‘the puppy dog look’; not two equals, rather a master and a pet.

I have mostly loved my partner for over 30 years and I’ve never looked at him like that. Even he would admit he is not all that. And he isn’t into pushover women — wasn’t raised by one, didn’t marry one and didn’t raise one himself.

Maybe I’m an eternal optimist but I just NEED to believe that this vacant look of pure devotion is a con and not geniune brainwashing...

We need to stop this “religious freedom” bullshit by denying services to Christians en masse. Same with the open carry law stuff by getting minorities to utilize it.

Depp spent in excess of $75 million to acquire, improve and furnish 14 residences, including ...a fully-functioning horse farm in Kentucky.

I’m not worried one bit about China’s first use. They have an adult in charge.

It’s OK, they are already fully deployed.

if you’ll help her out of her belts.

Watch out, I heard those airbags can be deadly!

Congratulations, Mr. Sjubbdubb, on COTD! I would like to gift you with whatever car this is but it doesn’t have automatic seatbelts. This lovely lady will deliver it soon if you’ll help her out of her belts.

No you don’t. Rescuing the stupid person is just as important as rescuing the prepared person using good judgment who got unlucky. That’s the reason we have a Coast Guard. We’re paying for them anyway and the incremental cost of saving a few idiots isn’t worth trying to recoup.

Fickle Finger oF Fate.

A cop did this to me once. I was pissed, I was so sure I wasn’t speeding since I knew the spot to be a speed trap...