Grandy Clampett is a hot mess.  I'd love to know what they have on her.

Well, as you know, us black folk generate our own gravity field that just DRAWS the bullets to us.  Repeatedly.  From any number of directions.

Arrogance is a powerful sickness and can infect any of us. All we need is to decide we’re untouchable on some level and we’re doomed.

Whatever you do, don’t remind these people that Ray Charles’ 1962 album “Modern Sounds in Country and Western” remains one of the best country albums of all time and is widely credited for reinvigorating public interest in the genre. Heads might further explode.

Yup.  Reading much more than that is a waste of time.  Besides, there's always more where that came from, in case one is a glutton for punishment. 

Toxic fandom is simultaneously ridiculous and frightening. I have my franchises that I love, but I'd get myself to therapy before I'd threaten to do bodily harm to someone because of them.

Just when I thought life couldn’t get any more ridiculous, this happens.

Go on. Please!

Just hearing the theme song does my heart good.

That is hilarious! I kinda feel the same way.