New York could use a second team

We’ll probably see the results in late 2020, hit a recession, then elect a democrat who will lead the country back up to a peak. Then the voters will get overly confident, elect a republican again, and repeat the cycle. 

This is rampant across the south. The Republican party is relying heavily on voters ignorantly voting for their party. Here’s my state:

These Trump supporters think Trump has some kind of “master plan” that is going to work out in the long term. He doesn’t. The steel plant jobs are not coming back. But the Trump Tariffs are going to prove crushing for thousands of other companies, and could result in millions of layoffs. The kicker is: even when the…

Afterward, I asked McMaster whether he still supported Trump given the tariffs and their potential impact on the BMW plant.

“I never thought leopards would eat MY face!” sobbed man who voted for the Leopards Eating Peoples’ Faces Party.

Gonna lose mah job to own the libs.

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

1,500,000$

In case anyone is curious, this is what misogyny looks like.

You’re a piece of shit for blaming someone else on his bullshit. Grow up.

Shut your sexist traphole.

lol

Jesus Christ, this is such misogynistic bullshit. If his girlfriend is trash, why is this great great man so easily corrupted by her? If he's great, it's because of him. If he's erratic, it's because of her? Fuck that hero worship horseshit. 

As always let us blame the woman

Clearly, it must be a woman’s fault. He’s never been an egotistical filter-free jerk with a penchant for shooting from the hip.

The only things that could’ve made this story more Canadian were if the golf clubs were hockey sticks and the Walmart was a Tim Hortons.

Nextdoor: come for the racists, stay for the cheap Miatas

“Once I move into somewhere I don’t want anyone else coming in”

I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying "sodas and snacks." Just in case we don't know what sodas and snacks are.