Deadspin is exhausting these few days with the senior week random crap and this weird Olympic negativity

The joke wasn’t funny the first time.

“AAARGAGAAAAAHHHGGGGGHHHAAAAAAGGGHHHH” - anyone, at a party, for some reason.

It’s kind of his thing:

Did you just call the guy with the 7th ranked Fielding% and Range Factor in the NL the best defensive SS in the league?

I see no problem with the underwater cameras, I see a problem with freaking out over seeing a woman’s nipple, especially in this context. They’re not sex objects, they’re athletes competing. This view gives a good look at a sport where a lot more happens under the surface of the water than the casual fan realizes.…

This is the wrongest wrong of all the wrongs.

Incorrect!

Soccer has too much soccer. Teams can be in multiple leagues at once, players can be on multiple teams at once (not including their national teams to which they may not even be ethnically linked), and some games don’t even count but are still a big deal. So confusing for American sports brains.

This is the best take this site has ever had. EVER.

Say what you want about Tebow: he’s sincere. I think he’s also dumb as a post and delusional about being one of God’s Chosen (tm), but he’s sincere.

I actually like Tebow more than a lot of others and think he gets some unfair raps at times, but he deserves everything he gets for this. What is he thinking? Either go to the CFL to show the doubters wrong regarding your QB skills, or get on with the rest of your life.

Well, that about wraps up the case, then! Good work, detective!

Are you accusing Lilly King of doping? That’s kind of a big deal if you are, especially with zero evidence to accompany it.

It looks good on them, tho.

“You should really be quite disappointed in yourself as a journalist...”

Wow, I clicked on this article expecting to read a sordid tale about an A’s employee videotaping players in various stages of undress. Instead, I read an article about a guy putting a camera in the weight room for seemingly legitimate reasons, albeit with misguided tactics. The players were all (presumably) clothed.…

um, the weight romm and locer room are two different places. not that i’d expect any Deadspin candyass to know the difference.

nice clickbait headline you fucking dipshit. weight room, locker room, what’s the difference?

Things were downright woeful 10 years ago