Professional wisdom suggests that if this is advice you are considering, you should actually be having zero drinks at parties, and also everywhere else.

Right. two drinks. Whisky and Rum. The only two drinks I need.

Even the guy that has no idea what he’s doing at the plate is several inches further down the bat.

You mean...just like she could have chosen to ignore those guys and continue quietly enjoying sports the same way a man would instead of lecturing everyone about how they are terrible feminists?

Everything is a social issue. Everything is a damn crusade. There’s thinking something is wrong, and then there’s endless grandstanding.

Here we have a woman explaining that women actually do understand sports, and doing so by demonstrating a great way to break your fingers while laying down a bunt.

Oladipo and adams are max players, and adams might be an all star. Bleak is pre heat lebron cavs. Bleak is mcgrady orlando and garnett is minesota.

Fisher: I’m done playing, those days are behind me.

The thing is, if you have a brain, any time one of the Trump or even Clinton “Supporters” is allowed to speak, it is extremely hard to not start doing a violent and reflexive mental, and maybe even audible, cringe at what they are saying.

I don’t really care about Joey Votto, but somebody has to tell me: What could “the Roe vs Wade of ________” possibly mean in this context? I am so curious but also horrified to find out.

Even using basic stats, he’s got a team-favorable contract for a guy who hits around .300 with power, works a ton of walks, and doesn’t strike out very much. There isn’t really an argument anyone not named Bayless can make that he’s overpaid. It’s not even baiting stat-heads; it’s just a nonsensical statement. He’s a…

Orange was clearly overmatched, where blue clearly knew what he was doing. Orange threw a bunch of punches early, was constantly off balance, and his guard was down the whole time. Blue just waited for the time to throw the cross. And when he nailed it, orange knew he was in serious trouble and it was time to…

Not a visor #highlighttruther

The Neil Walker basically for Antonio Bastardo deal looks pretty bad for the Pirates...

CBS Local calls Pittsburgh Pirates Francisco Liriano “star pitcher” .... BWWAAHAHHAHAH