Is there any way the new star wars movie won’t be ruined/spoiled if I don’t see it in the first few days it’s out?

I live in northern Virginia, where we have to have bi-annual emissions tests. I was curious how these tests (at the tailpipe) would have passed for the TDIs. Here is what I found:

This summer I bought a Buffalo Bills Trent Edwards jersey for $7 with free shipping. Fuckin bourbon. I don’t even like the Bills.

I have had 3 different recurring dreams in my life (I’m 32).

Also cancelled due to a pitched tent? Norwood Teague’s career.

Use Albert’s chicken breast brine on chicken thighs or leg quarters. You won’t regret it.

How far can you throw a washing machine?

Burnenko - have you used Blue Apron? I got a free delivery last week, which felt like “cook by numbers”. Somehow took all the joy out of cooking for me.

I remember Christian Guzman. How about that guy??

The Dulles Toll Rd (rt. 267) in Northern VA - a 14 mile long, 3+ lane per side, 55mph speed trap.

I discovered the same thing shopping for a CPO Volvo S60 a few months ago... $3k+ more for the car, and then you’ve got to add another $3k for the warranty to get to the same place as from a Volvo dealer.

I threw up in the back seat of a Ford Explorer with cloth/velour seats, at 13 years old, in the Kroger parking lot as my mom, brother and I were leaving for a 3 week vacation driving up the east coast.

I had a 1999 Mercury Sable, bought with 33k miles on the clock. Transmission went at 65k miles. At 85k miles I started to smell fumes, and it was clear the head gasket was going. Punt.

My wife wanted to use cloth diapers. I figured, as she stopped working to be a mom, she's handling 98% of all diaper changes, and she'd be doing 98% of the laundry, so why not?

Tell us about the discussion you had with Bill Simmons, which he had to cut from his podcast :)

Drew, did you ever read The Thin Red Line?

I was a senior in high school and starter on the varsity football team. Came home after the 2nd to last game of the season, exhausted and beat up, but as a typical 17 year old, ready to rub one out before bed.

I was a senior in high school and starter on the varsity football team. Came home after the 2nd to last game of the season, exhausted and beat up, but as a typical 17 year old, ready to rub one out before bed.

I. When I was 8 or 10 or something I was home sick with the flu. I was told to stay hydrated, so I made a gallon of grape kool aid and ate some campbell's soup and then we went to the doctor's office. I had actually drank almost the entire gallon of kool aid. As we're walking in the door to the doctor's office, the…

I get 1-2 calls per week meant for a bail bondsman service, thanks to a google or some other online phone service mix-up. I always wonder how it feels to use your one phone call on a wrong number.