Todd Haley really sympathizes with Ben Roethlisberger.

I have an offset smoker I received as a wedding present. It wasn't on the registry, I just happen to have some of the best groomsmen a guy could ask for. You can use either the firebox or the main chamber as a charcoal grill (though the coals are a little low for my liking on the main chamber) but damn it makes it…

You're not even from Pennsylvania. Why do you love the gasoline byproduct known as Yuengling so much? Is it the beer shits? I bet it's the beer shits.

Whoa what about Icehouse??

You know what regional beer also sucks? Shiner. Shiner sucks. Yuengling sucks. Just face the facts.

My wife confirmed it was cooked correctly - remember - she liked it. I don't know what's wrong with you people, her included.

I'd rather just make machaca if I want fancy beef tacos, thank you very much.

My wife convinced me that we should cook up a beef tongue and have tongue sandwiches. I love beef. I eat far more beef than the surgeon general suggests, and I love all different cuts of beef, though, in retrospect they all consist of steaks, chops, roasts, or "ground". Additionally, I've had calf brains, they…

What's your high score in Temple Run?

What is your high Score in temple run? How many times have your legs fallen asleep on the toilet because you just had to run again? Have you played any besides the first?

Within the last 5 minutes they've updated their policy:

My groomsmen bought me an offset smoker for my wedding. It was glorious, but oh so cumbersome for small meals for just the new bride and me, so then we bought a Weber Q220. That's a fine, small gas grill that can cook meat for 4 or meat and veggies for 2 easily. I've taken part in celebrations where I've cooked 50…

It's spicier than I thought it was going to be (I used 1 1/4lb of Whole Foods spicy italian sausage and 3/4lb of regular italian sausage), and it made a shitload of food. I will be eating sausage & peppers for a week. Without complaint. It was delicious.

I'm 20 minutes away from the sausage & peppers. I had to go so far as to ask my neighbors for red wine for the sauce, since I was inexplicably out. Lucky for me, they had a bottle of $4 tempranillo.

Would you rather:

I'll be the guy who writes jokes on the stall wall whilst pooping, how about that?

Last year my wife and I bought a house that was built in 1947 and last renovated around 1980, with the intent of fixing it up and living in it for awhile. One source of consternation is our bathroom. The toilet is sea green. It's just a little lighter than the text on this page that says "NEWER STORIES..." and the…

We're doing this early today because of the "snow" right?

UVA.

Is the next big story to hit that Barry is actually a deposed African dictator?