Brandon Jennings got quite a bit of hype his rookie year. It isn't quite the same since he was a high draft pick and started the season strong, but he's a better match than Tebow. Thank you for that 2nd to last paragraph. I had no idea Lin was a Christian until the Tebow comparisons sprang up; I knew Tebow was a…

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I like a piece of ice to open it up a bit... we're not talking on the rocks here.

Pappy Van Winkle 12 year and a little bit of ice. I call it amazing.

It appears that Sport by Brooks only involves one giant boob.

My wife doesn't understand why I laugh to myself every time a Mentalist commercial comes on CBS. I'm very simple.

While he tried to back track by saying he was asking about her brother, Cowherd got in real trouble when he brought up BJ.

disturbing levels of sycophantic guffawing

I am SO glad Westminster did not coincide with Blood Week.

Barry - how does it feel to have multiple other sports blogs ripping off your territory? You're the ultimate trendsetter.

I've heard that Bellwether Johnson has no influence on trends whatsoever. Or penises.

Late to the DUAN party, but I call this kind of TV "blue collar porn". And don't forget, now you've got jousting. WTF. Jousting.

start making consistently funny jokes.

The feedback page is just a reasonably efficient way for the Worldwide Leader to sort its garbage.

His main marketing campaign definitely should not have centered around inviting the city to come see his Dik Diks.

If you don't recognize "I" you must have no sense of self.

... told you in 2004 at the draft that Eli Manning would wind up with more Super Bowl titles than Peyton?

My wife doesn't understand why I'll ask her for the remote when it is by my feet, but by her hand. Hey, lady, I'm in a prone position on a chaise lounge here, ok?

The only pre-Super Bowl prep work John Madden needed was a fifth turkey leg.

"This sunday will be a really important day in my son's life. He and his team worked so hard to get to this point and now they need us more than ever to send them positive energy so they can fulfill their dream"