Asking "What is a randy cunny worth" got both Eddie Murphy and Hugh Grant arrested.

+1, though I did think this was a premature ejaculation joke at first.

All the losing team had to say was "We thought we had a good team, but pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before Toccoa Falls"

+1

Former Pro Golfer Nestled In Massive Sex Swing

top-level meetings in which ways to beat terrorists were discussed.

"What were you guys talking about?"

The real reason Todd Haley was fired was each time he saw Scott Pioli he'd give him a tip-slam and yell "CUP CHECK!!!"

Micky Arison's other $95 million sunk cost? The next 5 years of Chris Bosh's contract.

"This is all one big, involved metaphor for something, probably maybe."

Where were you when the world stopped turning?

Nothing wild here guys, he's just thinking back to how he used to attack the crease in his youth.

Now that I am finally able to comment again, this is my favorite from the day: [gawker.com]

@IMG - Beat it into the ground like an insolent tent spike. These are golden.

@SavetoFavorites

Hey, where's our "Fights and (male) boobs" tag?

Alaskan Todd Palin is quick to remind you that he's in the midst of a certain painful marital condition

Vince Carter on the bench always did have an Easy Rider feel to it.

Since he hasn't come up yet, how bout some early Bruce Springsteen? Prove it all Night.

+1 rec for all