I don’t get it? Fook in England is ‘fuck’ but in a northern accent. Are these pair well known?

Trump is slowly becoming Mr Shakey Hand Man (apologies - this from early 90s ‘lads mag’ Britain)

WWWWWWWwwwwwwwuuuuuuuttttttt?

Pfft - BEHOLD, THE UNDERMINER

Its a real pain getting dressed for work in the morning, mirrors are pointless if you don’t have a relfection!

Game Of (Pro) Life

Hey come on, loads of people love monopoly. Me included. These guys would be into Risk, Battleships, or Game Of Life.

May I humbly suggest that The Awkward Handshakes is a great name for a band

Maybe they’ll get around to fixing all those gosh darn faulty body cams

Took me a second

We (Brits) did - Sorry about that.

This isn’t a memorial to Union troops?

Pretty sure that America isn’t a part of Great Britain and never was.

The most foul smelling?

You’re very welcome!

You said the US could host the Olympics or World Cup tomorrow. So which cities do you think could host? I’m not jumping on, just asking in a neighbourly fashion son.

He has a chin, it’s currently being used by the other brother as a prosthetic nose.

I was struck by how much he resembles inanimate objects. He looks like a ‘thing’. He has the same vacant expression as the 2 vehicles above.

Surely more:

I used to watch just for him. How sad.