“Sir, the orb is this way”

Jesus! That quote is like something out of fucking Starship Troopers. More Jack Boot than Mike Pence.

NRZ?

No chance. They’re holding on to her to use as a bargaining chip.

Yeah me either. I can barely be witty in my own head. Normally it’s just fart noises and non sequiturs.

Got any numbers to back up them claims chief?

Ahh fair enough. Well I won’t say anymore about how witty and smart she is then!

Really? I thought she had to work pretty hard to get where she is, and started at a young age? I always found her pretty funny on T4

I will arrange for a basket of rotten eggs and a megaphone to be served as you sit. Bon Apetit!

The Expanded Universe was easily large enough, alas it is no longer canon.

Indeed. You’re usual table sir?

Cartography pun?

Probably more like shoe diligence in this case though...

Hello all,

That’s not a Knight’s helmet. Team is invalid.

So Trump isn’t a fat orange nonce cocker because Mitt Romney did something once?

Can I be in the pun club?

That sounds exciting and terrifying 😬

That is an excellent gif. Who cut her off? I’m at work and cant listen.