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It says a lot about me, and assuming things about large swathes of the population is always a fools errand. However, no one that I’ve spoken to that voted to leave has proven otherwise.

I assumed that was implicit in their decision to leave.

#Weisspete

Trump U sounds like an insult:

St George was from Macedonia! Shove that up your Brexit (not you, them).

NOTHING will happen. Just as you guys have been unable to find an effective strategy to deal with his removal of protocol, I imagine most of the countries that normally work to precedent will not no what to do either - including the Chinese. Those that make their own rules however will be the ones calling him up and…

He totally is

This. What amazes me is that the amount of time and effort to logistically support his demands (working hours, written documents etc) seem to indicate he does have some stamina. Or maybe he waves his hand and forgets what he’s requested as soon as his flying monkeys leave the room.

Even more reason to get in early and be a trailblazer. Alas I can name him only once.

YES! If I could be Mos in real life I would be eternally happy :)

Well, at least I can now claim confidently to have won a gold medal at the 2050 moon olympics.

Congratulations! Although we may have to have a c-section before that date now as he’s BIG and she be wee. I say we, my partner will have the shit end of the stick :(

Haha I’m finding it difficult to resist!

My boy is due on 25th of December and so far we have chosen:

My partner is currently in the final weeks of being preggo. She has had the smell superpower ALL the way through. Which sucks if you’re trying to get away with midnight munchies.

Get Trump up there, he’s got a hard-on for alien removal (I just did a sick in my mouth, sorry).

Haha now I’m imagining the Being John Malkovich cover but with Mulder’s face instead

Fucking hell.

Considering the number of teachers that tired to kill Harry and his friends, I don’t think Rowling painted a particularly rosy picture of boarding schools.