I don’t think anyone is any better than anyone else right now. It’s probably better to just accept that we ALL need to focus and sort our issues out.

Haha yeah, no you’re not. That’s a dangerous and irresponsible attitude.

She’s gaht moxie!

Thanks! I was definitely in good books that year :)

You might not be able to understand the language because of the broad Leicester accent but you’ll get the gist:

Why don’t you make stuff for / with your mates and exchange them at Christmas? I love home made gifts and I think it means a lot more if someone took the time to make something as they had you in mind while they were making it. I made a short film for my parents one Christmas because I was going to be away in…

Beard?

I thought it was the young lad who crossed the street? I’m sorry if I’ve misunderstood, it’s early here

Last line made me chortle and I needed that today. Cheers.

ZING!

Yes I suppose you’re right.

Genuinely good news that your kids are at a good school though :)

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Hello! Guardian is pretty good but it is definitely ruled by its editorial narritive. The comments section is also a bit of an echo-chamber. Not dissenting or disagreeing with you, just a heads up :)

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Disc world!!!

I think most of the UK feels like that right now

I definitely think the NHS could do with restructuring. And it definitely needs less consultants. What it needs most is a decent fucking IT department, so much time could be saved if the staff didn’t have to fill paperwork out on different systems.

That’s the most frightening thing I’ve seen all year

Like MI5 and MI6. Kind of.