Just from the elegiac tone of the trailer, I strongly suspect he’ll be dead by the end of the movie.

Florida Man, but in a good way

Communism was just a red herring. 

Don Draper was only 99% right: the universe is indifferent to almost everything, but it actively despises the Mets and their fans.

goddam over a year later and this one still stings.

You are required to touch the wall with 2 hands simultaneously in breastroke or butterfly events. You get DQ’d if you dont touch with two hands prior to beginning the turn. It guarantees that turns stay on the same level and no one games the system with a faster one hand turn

When a man and a woman love each other.... or sometimes a man and a man, or two women, or a non-binary individual and a man, or a non-binary individual and a woman, or any number of other individuals I’m not currently addressing, they may decide to interact with each other in a way that makes both their bodies feel…

You know, Boonie is on to something here. For as Rousseau said in his Discourse on Inequality, “In fact, the real source of all those differences, is that the savage lives within himself, whereas the citizen, constantly beside himself, knows only how to live in the opinion of others.” That is, in “the box” the batter…

Man, watching this is just sad.

Concussing the other catcher? That’s a plunking.

Make web pages that hyperlink their names to this article, like Dan Savage(‘s friends and readers to the tune of millions) did with “santorum” and his website.

You wanted to (leave them there).

I just want to say I have a huge amount of respect for how strongly Deadspin has committed to covering the Women’s World Cup. I think it’s a wonderful tournament that deserves far more attention than it is currently getting. It’s making it a little easier to deal with your insufferable takes on VAR ;)

It’s incredible to me how much INXS seems to have fallen off the map since he died. They were absolutely one of the biggest bands of their era, and completely deserved it. Yet I very seldom hear them played while terrible 90s contemporaries get constant airtime.

A bully knows that he’ll be found out, that it can’t go on like this precisely because the command and mastery that could make his dominance last are nowhere to be found under all the blustering show; a bully knows that there is nothing holding any of this up. This is why he fights. You would have to be desperate (or…

My son was carrying a plate of lasagna next to our new couch while watching the TV. The helplessness and dread I felt as I watched it slide off his plate onto the new furniture in slow motion is the same I felt watching that clip.

It’s not the Stones’ version that was sampled, it was the Andrew Oldham Orchestra’s cover. And it’s farcically obvious even before the strings come in.

Ummm...Bittersweet Symphony sounds nothing like Last Time.

The only thing it borrowed was that little arpeggiated string riff, which isn’t even IN the Stones’ version...which is why this shit seemed so wrongheaded from the start. The Verve song doesn’t use the chord progression, melody OR lyrics of the Stones song,…

I like Bryce Harper and all, but given his career, I don’t think anyone should be remotely surprised by his production so far, and it’s not unreasonable to suspect that this is pretty much him as a player.  I still think he’ll make the Phillies better over the next few years, and I’m happy to have him.  But I can’t…

Yep, terrible move letting Harper go with his .240 batting average