Rail = rail.

“No one’s ever really gone.”

Here is the cash grab example I always use. The cost to park during the last season at Shea Stadium was $10 per car. The cost the next season, the first at Citi Field, was $20 per car, now up to $25. A 100% increase to park in the same fucking lot.

A bag ban would be long term detrimental to MLB.

Ichiro is my favorite player who has never played for my team and it’s not even close.

That’s all over, you.

The “Wellness Center” must have the best yoga instructors and kale smoothies ever because that place was insanely overcrowded.

EXCUSE ME BUT A DREW MAGARY POST IS HAPPENING NOW? THIS IS A GREAT DAY.

He’s referring to this moment:

It’s a confusing sentence. Mentioning the Burton movies and DKR in a way that almost likens them to each other, when they have little in common. If you’re unaware, in DKR the Joker is basically catatonic, but awakens out of the blue as soon as he hears on a TV in his room that Batman came out of retirement.

Spoiler Alert: We see Haley Joel Osment at the end and he confirms that all three of them were dead all along.

This is a nitpick, but multiple personality disorder is not schizophrenia. Just saying.

Is this even controversial any more?  At this point is there anyone who can watch that final scene and not come away with the impression that Tony died?

FINALLY a good take on Splinter

If 14 is in play, then Flick doing porn later in life has to be ranked on here somewhere.

Projecting only 38% for McGriff?!? That’s a crime, dawg.

The election of Harold Baines officially makes the omission of Keith Hernandez a wanton criminal act.

“I was surprised. He was good, but I never thought he was great.”

Drew, I hope this is not as bad as it sounds and I hope you come back better than ever and sooner than expected.