Crime won't bring him down. Someone needs to be investigating the kids to keep them from trying to pick up the mantle. None of them will be good at it, but Ivanka and junior could probably win seats in Florida and still fuck things up worse than the dipshits that are already there. 

Victoria’s Secret was never for women. It’s super obvious that it’s always been for the male gaze because the company flopped as soon as online-only bra companies and Fenty came out with diversified lines.

As sure as grizzly bears like salmon streams, sexual predators will flock to modeling agencies, beauty pageants and similar workplaces; and child sexual predators will flock to youth groups, youth pastoring, and youth sports.

“I would’ve always preferred running over to the court house”

I would tell you to let your fiancé deal with his anti-vaxxer/Covid denier dad and stepmom, and with his drama-loving sister, since he’s the only one getting married that actually wants them there. And also to send a clear signal to your fiancé that you’re not going to be taking on the emotional labour of dealing with…

Biden tries way to hard to "preempt" Republican attacks, and it's getting stupid. They are going to claim he's in league with Hamas no matter what he does, so why not actually be even-handed, which is the morally correct thing to do? This partiality to Israel will come back to bite the US the second they feel stable…

200% more misanthropic sounds a little low, actually. I feel like this pandemic (and Trump’s election before it) has sped up my mental transformation into my humanity-loathing grandfather by at least thirty years. I am vaccinated, and I will keep wearing my mask, and the only people who will even have the opportunity…

I bought this doormat:

Kam, her husband Short Court, and his brother Chart, have been shit posting about Tiffany, referring to the fact that she stood up for herself as “reverse racism” that “didn’t work out so well” in Nazi Germany. I’m imagining these three all dressed up at high society charity events, where they congratulate each other…

“after months of sheltering in place and not dating.”

I bought one of these last year

I very much want to leave the house in a t-shirt reading:

I feel similarly. I’ve always been an introverted person with a small group of friends but lots of acquaintances. My husband is a social butterfly. After having kids he forced me to go out on the mom get togethers so that our children would be invited to play dates, which I never understood and abhorred.

I’ve always been a misanthrope, but this past year somehow made me even more so.  I find that I really don’t want to be near people.  I’m lucky that I live with another misanthrope, so we’ll be mostly keeping to ourselves.  I want less interaction with the world, not more.  I think the “hot vax summer” is going to…

“Reverse cuff”? As in “cuff” pronounced backwards? (Try it and see.)

This month is six months since I deleted all social media for similar reasons and I can’t tell you how much lighter it feels to never have to walk around annoyed about what somebody I thought I really liked decided to broadcast to the world (like you, I deleted the obvious fools long ago). If I hadn’t deleted I can’t…

I cannot be the only one emerging from this 200% more misanthropic than I went into it. There are people I was friends with for years I barely talk to now because they supported reopening... last April. There are people who are no longer friends. 80 percent of my FB feed has been culled to the bone to get rid of idiot…

You look great in all of them, butt i really like the last pair on you. I caved recently and bought a pair of mom jeans and i, too was amazed at how comfy it is to have leg breathing space. Chatting with a friend a few wise years my senior recently, she said “ just ignore the trends and wear what works for your body.”…

They look great, AND are affordable... congrats!