If you follow any of the IG gossip accounts like DeuxMoi, multiple sources claim that Bennifer 2.0 is completely manufactured by JLo (to redirect the narrative to portray her as a sexy, desirable woman rather than someone who was cheated on) and Ben (to create some positive press for a change instead of just being…

but to cite A-Rod for infidelities and act like Masshole Ben has NOT been guilty of infidelities himself is wrong — fuxsake, Ben diddled the nanny in the family home ... he fucked around on Jen Garner. Ben is as big a jackass as the other jackass.

I knew I could not be alone in feeling that masks can be liberating. I love not feeling like I need to wear makeup, that i am protecting against sun damage, that i don’t have to fake smile at people, that the playing field has been made slightly more level because i know for a fact that pretty people get treated…

Um...Stanley Tucci, Angela Bassett, Christina Hendricks, Taye Diggs, Anderson Cooper, Demi Moore, would all like a word with you. ;-)

Woof, I am surprised by the John Mulaney divorce - especially as the Page Six article makes it seem like it was a surprise to Anna.

He looks like guy smiley.

Sorry, I went ahead and nominated Carrie Fisher.

I honestly don’t know and you can call me irresponsible, but he still gives me the same creepy douche vibes.

Hmm, I think probably it does?  Because I certainly don’t get alerted and yet I know there are a few sex offenders in my neighborhood because they show up on the little website you can go to.

Bill may be a brilliant inventor, and a shrewd businessman, but I get nothing but big simp energy from him past that. If you have all the money in the world, as Bill does, why go for the low hanging fruit like a secretary? There are plenty of reports about his ex that he gets an annual romp with, as per an agreement…

A lot of people wait for the kids to turn 18. It seems like kind of an arbitrary number, but I imagine in a divorce proceeding not having to deal with custody, child support, any of that is a big deal.

The masks that prevent HIV go on your dick, numbnuts.

“no explanation as to why the couple has decided to split after 27 years”

Are we all so fucked up now we can’t interpret “horny” when we see it anymore? Thanks, Blanca, but we get it. Or...well...some of us are gettin’ it. Some of us are just seeing the pictures...

Pedantics ahoy, but colts are boys. 

I went to a tasting from a distillery that had several kinds of single grain whiskies, like spelt and oatmeal. I had fallen hard for the oatmeal one, so wanted to try the others. I can’t believe this, but I’m not going to diss Paltrow for quinoa whiskey. As long as she drinks it and keeps it away from her cooch.

On the one hand, it’s incredibly pretentious.  On the other hand, humans have brewed alcohol from pretty much everything else on the planet, so why not quinoa?

Poor horsie. People can be disgusting.

I mean, I hate Sharon, but Aimee moved into the pool house during filming, it’s not like they exiled her to outer Mongolia. And I honestly think it was good parenting of them to respect her desire to not be featured on the show even though she was still a minor and basically had to do what they said.

I’m just going to say of course the osbournes would leave one of their own for dead for a dollar.