Drake’s “friendships” with underage women make this piece very uncomfy for me

Everyone gets to mourn the relationship they intended to have

This post a full-on Julia Sugarbaker rant of truly excellent insults and I am HERE FOR IT.

It’s a little early for me, but cheers!

“Find Something New” = “Let them eat cake.”

Back in the 1970s there was quite a hubbub over Jimmy Carter’s brother Billy hawking “Billy Beer”. Bear in mind that Billy was a fringe character who had no role whatsoever in the Carter administration, he was just a cheap huckster trying to cash in on JimmyMania, which was briefly a thing in this country. It…

omg he will forever be Richard!!!! (old Christine’s husband!) hehehehe man I really loved that show, I need to figure out that streaming situation.

Ma’am, ma’am...this is an Internet Wendys.

Huh I never knew they were together and now I have all the emotions simultaneously 

...but I’ve always gotten the impression that playing the Winkelvoss twins was not a stretch for him...”

it was “a joy to help heal somebody,” although I wouldn’t necessarily describe bringing a much younger person into your relationship to mentor them, then pursuing a relationship with them after separating from your husband, as “healing.”

I’m in my thirties now, but as a very cool fifth grader I bought all of my crinkly maxi-skirts and jingle-bell anklets at Pier 1. 

Treat her like Lea Michele? Like wave, and say “bye, bitch”?

Erykah has a point. When I was dating, men ghosted me when I was nice and caring. But when I blew them off, ignored them, and overall treated them like shit, they were a lot more interested in me. I didn't enjoy that attention. 

She’s going to mysteriously “commit suicide” in prison before her day in court.

Just in case anyone missed their new song and video. So good.

He and Jennifer Westfeldt always insisted they didn’t want to get married and didn’t want children and then, after 20 years, they broke up and...well, this seemed inevitable.

I’m calling it the Pete Davidson Effect, because there’s no better example than Pete Davidson being engaged to Ariana Grande, then dating Kate Beckinsale.

Oh, Paulina, Pride Month is not the right time to draw attention to your trivializing fetishization of queer men.