According to the Page Six link, Cutler realized he likes hanging out with their three kids and the animals on their Tennessee farm rather than pursuing a career in sports broadcasting. Is that really such a terrible thing? Can’t he be the stay at home parent while she pursues whatever it is she does? Or is that too…

Translation: Cutler run out of money.

There is only one correct answer here, and that is the classic French-Belgian dish, the Croque Madame. Croque monsieur would do to, but I prefer the Madame. Which is basically white bread, ham and cheese, and a fried egg on top.  Mmmm!

This very much depends on the bread. On a good piece of sourdough toast, nothing but butter. If the bread isn’t that great, sure, slather on the stuff.

Yay! Maximalism! I tend to love colors on the wall, gray-neutral furniture, and lots of STUFF. I hate neutral colors, and don’t even get me started about white ceilings of ANY type. 

omfg. Why, whyyyyyy buy a Victorian to do THAT to it???!?

Christ on a feckin’ cracker, Celine Dion is a hugely successful woman and should never be described as some man’s heiress (which also seemed to make light of his death and her very public pain relating to processing it).

The more Jim Halpert brags about his marriage, the more I think they’re going to get divorced.

Ru has always been shady. And he and Michelle Visage say the dumbest shit on their podcast. He’s never been particularly enlightened or intellectual.

Look, I want to bang Idris Elba like a screen door in a hurricane as much as everyone else on the planet but... why tf is he able to get tested with NO SYMPTOMS when my friends in the UK say there's a shortage of tests? 

RuPaul has been and continues to be trash, this is my completely unshocked face. 

I’ve been having a really hard time recently trying to convince my immunocompromised boomer parents to take this crisis seriously and stop gallivanting everywhere. My dad and I have been arguing every day about this. I think that’s the reason why, when I was listening to Harry’s song Fine Line the other day, I got to…

Wouldn’t that be really ... itchy?

Joan, maybe it’s better that you leave Royals coverage to Kelly Faircloth. You clearly loathe them, and I come to Jez for snark, not “loathing! unadulterated loathing!”

scuse me, but i think you mean biQtch puddin

No. Carla is 100% wrong. Don’t put down a time if you don’t want people to be there on time. You invite me to dinner at 6. I will be there at 5:50. Because adults show upon time. If Carla doesn't have her shit together, don't get mad at adults who do. 

When I go to NYC, I am really struck by how drably many people dress. I love love, love color and wear a lot of it. It makes me happy and it makes other people happy.

I want to dress like David Bowie, but in real life I dress like Geddy Lee.

LOL you know you’re a piece of shit when even GLAAD doesn’t give a fuck that you came out.

I can’t say it any better than Tom & Lorenzo.