That horndog. I’m starting like him now.

The second is obviously a dumb bitch. Marry a cheater and shocked that they cheat? lol.

You must be white. Black guy with two classic cars in racist America? No way.

Dave Chappelle is the black comedian we’re going with.

Wrong thread, bro. Post this on Splinter or Jezebel. This the Root and the blacks are homophobic as hell.

Why would you publish three photos of this asshole and none of his wife’s tits? Just the face don’t cut it for Pete Buttjudge.

WHAT!!? Pumpkin Spice? Those bastards! This is obviously a tribute to the orange President! CANCEL NAZI KRISPY KREME!

Who the fuck is Jeff Goldblum?

You gotta love a dumb bitch. He promises pointe shoes (whatever the fuck that is) for sexy time and she happily goes to his house. Then she goes back three more times for more sexy time. Then he “assaults” her with a sex toy and she goes back for more for another 8 fucking years!

I think you meant on your mind? Unless you’re literally getting fucked in the head right now? I mean it’s Jizzebel. All kinds of freaks here.

No cock and balls on that pussy! I mean the face, of course. Don’t know about down under.

WHAT! Why are some dumb bitches on Jizzabel talking about male contraception? You couldn’t find a man for this discussion? Silly me, it’s Jizzebel. None of you can find men.

As a single man who is very confident in his manlyness, and has reaped the benefit of women for decades, I am down to keep doing what I’m doing.

They can’t be dumber than mocena, can they?

lol. No man has any clue what his sperm count is nor do they care. Dumb cunt. I’m sure you’ll get some ugly warthog to hump you someday.

Only pussy men who can’t get laid will take this. They’ll be desperate enough if the one woman ugly enough to fuck ‘em asks. The rest are gonna keep humping just as always.

Came here.

Pete Buttjudge isn’t worried about low testerone. If anything he’s got too much of it. But I would never take this crap because birth control is not a man’s problem. Buttjudge just spreads the seed, he’s not responsible for where it lands.

You can laugh because you got nothing worth taking. When you’re Pete Buttjudge you gotta beat off the gold diggers with a stick. Buttjudge has a strict fuck ‘em in the ass and kick ‘em out of bed policy.

Child support payments are ridiculous. No one pays a hooker more than once.