Pete Buttjudge has got a shot for you.

Pete Buttjudge’s snippy-snippy was a cock size reduction surgery. Still got large testicles though.

Have you tried fucking her in the ass instead?

Pete Buttjudge practices birth control by just shooting his load in an asshole No condoms required.

Woke, brah! Still won’t get you laid though.

I’m more of a ronaldo bitch.

Quite an image. How much time do you spend fantasizing about making Pence orgasm?

Not woke enough. 2/10

You know Varadkars got AIDS. They all do.

What you can’t see in that photo is that neither of them are wearing pants and Varadkar’s cock is actually a leprechaun. They can do anything with editing these days.

I thought we spent too much on the military? This libtard needs to be reeducated. Someone get the whip.

Not seen: Pence telling he stuck his penis in Varadkar bunghole and needs some sanitizer rubbed down there. Pence can twice at that age. Silver fox!

He’s not anti-gay. He just hates fags. And I can say that because this article is in the Queen’s English.

Not seen. Mike Pence, Varadkar and Pete Buttjudge engaging in a Mexican cockoff.

Oh shit, you actually did try again? And still no stars. What a fucking loser.

Not woke enough for any stars. Try again.

I’m sure Pence expressed admiration for Irish abortion laws. Super woke stuff. Just a bunch of loveable hard drinking Catholics.

Pete Buttjudge has it on good authority that shortly after that photo was taken, Pence and Varadkar engaged in an gud ol’ fockin’ Oirish Stinkers Bridge. I’m talking balls to the wall or more like balls to the anus action. So definitely not a homophobe.

As long its not White Mirror, eh?

I’m pretty sure people like him get off by jerking off.