I dunno I always score when I go for the back of your mother's head

It's a pigment of their imagination.

Well one thing to keep in mind is that weather.com and other like sites usually just forecast for the airport. As that's where the current conditions are recorded. So if it said it was raining, but you live 10-15 miles away, that would explain it.

One glaring omission to this article. Of the 30 or so other teams in the NFL, why was he not picked up by any other team if he's so awesome? He was picked up by the Raiders and then released.

Maybe you're just not that good of a punter and that's why they cut you.

Of course, a new phone would be an option with the car purchase.

If you think this is silly, just wait til they move their headquarters to Jacksonville.

Puig isn't actually an "All-Star".... yet.

I'm pretty sure I read that somewhere.

Kind of goes without saying... so I'll say it.

This, plus snow tires.

How about winter driving skills. Ever since moving to the lower 48 I'm astounding to see people unable to drive in a few inches of snow (it snows every year!) in AWD cars and 4WD trucks. Back home people got around just fine with their light RWD cars, etc. and we always had more snow and layers of ice (plus real…

18 days straight is nothing special in the construction industry. Seven twelves is practically the law of the land.

That's got to be a fake. Jason Garrett doing something aggressive offensively AND defending one of his players in public?

That person that gave him head spells his name better than his mother did.

Black Instagram is the best Instagram.

This miracle finish just goes to show you what I've always said about the magnificent college bowl season.

On the plus side, the bleeding eye makes him look sort of badass despite his humiliation.

The record books say that he broke the record by a yard, but that's only because they (reasonably) have to round up or down to the nearest yard. However, the truth is, he only beat Dempsey by half a foot.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."