I don't see how "American football" could ever be confused with "International football"..... a lame Canadian league and a few shitty games in London, not withstanding.....

Crack cocaine or not, I'd much rather hang out with Rob Ford than with anyone remotely interested in researching the technical details of Rob Ford's fashion accessories.

I assume this 'bama fan will find out where this Auburn dude lives and poison his Christmas tree.

Ugh, gave up halfway through. 79% of men value a "strong, loving marriage," and even that is evidence that men are jerks? Is there any way we can do anything right?

You can buy all those male comfort foods already made, just like you can make ice cream or buy it made.

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Hopefully this bear feeds on people who use "you guys" before everything they write/tweet/post on the Internet.

Maybe my distant cousin who emailed me recently (and who is a Nigerian prince and is sending me $14,000,000 just for providing him my bank account number) can look into the corruption.

For your handy reference, a diagram of the planet Earth lightly modified for accuracy.

It doesn't top this.

The car explodes and your whole family dies. Except your youngest son in the passenger seat, who's curiosity led him to stick that fateful quarter in dad's transmission in the first place. He survives but is forever scarred, physically by the shrapnel and mentally by the crushing guilt. He later goes on to become an…

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Muchos gracias.

How does one own $5b worth of cars? Assuming his collection averages out to $1m each, that would be 5,000 cars.

Is that maritime law?

If only this was the electoral map in the last election.....

That's terrible. I didn't think we were going to see anybody hit by a rod ever again.

Insightful. Good research.

If he can leave her for 2 hours and not notice her being gone he is marrying the right woman.