(shudders)

Shad Khan likes this.

You can tell he's smart because he punched the guy who was wearing a helmet.

That's cool, but if you are gearing your entire draft around a guy, why not take him with one of your two 2nd round picks just to be sure you get the guy you're gearing your entire draft around?

Well, damn, that explains my garage.

Seems that letting the 'hood police itself for the past century or so is why the 'hood so desperately needs policing now. Do your job and get that crazy bitch off the street and to some help before she hurts someone or someone hurts her. I mean fuck, there's a little girl in the middle of that altercation that looks…

The man is a born salesman. I want to read that book.

This is possibly the most exciting thing to ever happen during a soccer match.

I bet if they'd only made a male version we'd of never heard about this company. There would have never been any outrage - cause men can take it and are disposable in our society.

I don't get what they're so upset about, their fan doesn't even like barbecue to begin with

No minutes on his phone until the first

Joke's on you, Magary. The Eagles already did get to warm up with three straight FCS teams.

Also cut by the Raiders, Chris Kluwe.

If you're keeping track at home, Taiwan becomes the fourth to leap a BMW this year, following Lexus, Mercedes and Audi.

Such a shame, given his courageous fight to overcome his should-have-been-career-ending lack of ability....

That's weird, I thought his theme song was already "Make it Blaine on them Hoes."

Haha, Cleveland making fun of other cities for being poor is cute.

I thought the "You're still Cleveland" retort was clever.

You should choose not to gay while in Russia

Jesus, there just isn't one thing you got right.