If you're keeping track at home, Taiwan becomes the fourth to leap a BMW this year, following Lexus, Mercedes and Audi.

Such a shame, given his courageous fight to overcome his should-have-been-career-ending lack of ability....

That's weird, I thought his theme song was already "Make it Blaine on them Hoes."

Haha, Cleveland making fun of other cities for being poor is cute.

I thought the "You're still Cleveland" retort was clever.

You should choose not to gay while in Russia

Jesus, there just isn't one thing you got right.

Incorrect, that is how this Gawker article potrayed it. If you read the source material he is essentially saying don't make a political statement about your sexual orientation and avoid PDA.

I see your point, but to me the real issue here is why hasn't the IOC caught flak for choosing a country with such dehumanizing policy? Did the subject never come up during deliberations? It's their responsibility to select host countries that will welcome all walks of life without disclaimers like "we get you're gay,…

Dude! You are so right! Fuck, my grandfather wrote like seventeen(!!!) letters to the USOC back in the '30s just BEGGING them to paint Jesse Owens white. Fuck man, you have no idea what it's like, being in the minority when it comes to these issues. First, my hero Riley Cooper is unfairly maligned by the Obamedia…

My cameras DO JUST that ... but since I was dead asleep at 2 am, and my phone was on vibrate, I missed the alert .... sickening ...

Just look at this family portrait. I have no idea where anybody is looking. That's Houston's QB.

What are you talking about? They aren't superhuman and confused whether their xray vision is in your pocket or not. Their eyes work just like our eyes, they are just looking at you.

Sure, complain about how stupid this is, but just wait until the NFL's Pointless Online Contests Staff has their contract come up for renewal and the league plays hardball, and we end up with replacements for the first few weeks of the season. Then we'll learn.

the Alaskan landing is really pretty tame—good conditions, basically infinite rollout. check nyuh for a truly frightening strip—about 700 feet long with an 1800' drop on each end.

Great, now Teo is going to have to face the media barrage about where in the world his girlfriend Carmen is.

Its funny because ears.

That's hysterical, what a Dumbo.