I like to read these team statistic posts just so I can be sure everyone else still knows that the Jags suck and I'm not just being overly hard on them.

Obviously you're one of the poors that doesn't have a yacht and private plane, nobody cares about you.

Because people like football in the south, friday HS, saturday college and sunday NFL. There is no time for girly sports...

A billboard about weed in Denver. How do you not make a mile high joke???

Its gotta be like Minnesota or North Dakota or maybe, unlikely but maybe, Iowa. Just the way it comes off the tongue I'd say a dakota or MN...

I saw the first game in their new stadium. While ordering a drink in the first quarter and briefly talking to a friend middle tennesse managed to score three touchdowns (think maybe 6-7 minutes of clock time). This team is bad, but their stadium is the best!

Its nice to know that NFL players are just like the rest of us.

Growing up in Alaska I remember when you could get a Canadian dollar for around $0.60 USD. Everyone used to go to Canada for large purchases (free trade, get you a car). Sadly America has been slipping for a LONG time there's no advantage anymore.

Its his own fault for choosing the Jets of Jacksonville. I mean if they're going to let Gabbert start for 5-6 years before they draft another QB you know he would've gotten to play.

I live on 6.45 acres. Its a pretty good size, have a large garden, a standalone shop, etc. but I wouldn't try to fit a track on it let alone on 3 acres...

And Jacksonville drafted a punter while Wilson was still available. Because Blaine Gabbert is the answer...

Anyone else notice the black guy at 2:50ish come up and steal a fire extinguisher? Typical.

My point was more that as someone who smoked crack frequently its not necessarily an everyday thing for a large number of people, its a binge thing. So you'll smoke for days or even a couple of weeks on end but then you'll come down and not go back out for more rock the next day. Especially if you have a career. So,…

If you're an athlete like he is you can pass a UA for crack in about 36 hours of use due to exercise and metabolism. Even sedentary people are usually good at 4 days tops. So ya, its easy to hide it from 4 drug screenings a year...

At first I was like what is wrong with all the commenters here, then I saw it was Jezebel. Once again when cross posting stories from Jezebel please put a warning so I don't waste my time. Always ruining a perfectly good story with some ridiculous questions and then outraged comments ("creampie is about dominating…

Creampie is top 3 in like every state? Didn't realize it was that popular...

This is Jacksonville. Everyone drinks it, many bars have $1 or $2 nights once a week.

He goes to school full time and his student loans pay his housing and food as well? That's my best guess...

This game fucking ruled!

Of course he had a little stop on that Jags, that's just the kind of grade A talent they're always after...