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You’re deranged.

Your vanos is fucked, 1000 points.

If only his father had worn a dickhat.

“Can’t drive the ute, the tranny’s cactus!”

Behold: “In the 1980's, A&W tried to sell a third pounder burger to rival McDonald’s quarter pounder. They sold it for the same price, but nobody wanted to buy it because the majority of people thought they were getting less meat.”

Point of note, this does not have hydrofoils in the water when it’s underway. It’s above the surface and could fly over land if it were smooth enough. The Russians use ekranoplans to traverse frozen lakes in Siberia, they work on the same principle as this.

Thirty degrees is sweltering, dude.

AwD definitely not safer, though. Just helps you accelerate.

Toyota is very clearly listed as part of the automakers demanding the regulations...why are you including them? They’re also the leader in hybrid technology so there’s zero reason for them to avoid these regulations.

Stroll may have a punchable face, but he’s Canadian AND Belgian, and I don’t think you could get more inoffensive than that. 

...this is a great show of humor by the first French Indy 500 winner in 99 years.

Reminds me of my favorite car show shirt:

All I see from that URL link is ‘...so British it will set up colon...’

Always start with an FBD. get 2 partial credit points

Yes, I know it’s petty and irrelevant to the story, but just what the hell is up with this? Why? Just why?

You forgot to mention the GTI is too fat and safe, the Corvette is too expensive and going mid-engined will cause Zora to roll over in his grave, the Boxster/Cayman’s turbo-4 sounds terrible... God, it’s like you aren’t even listening to us complain, Patrick. This article really missed the mark.

I don’t care how, I don’t care why, this badging is PERFECT.

Given that it’s cancelled, it is now officially their take on the Chevy SS.