Homebody got in quite a few pictures. Dude is Dragon Ball Z’ing out on these fools:

He doesn’t know how to negotiate. All he knows how to do is bully. When they whine “Democrats don’t want to make a deal”, what they really mean is “Democrats won’t submit”. All they know how to do is try to control people.

I feel like this is what should be on our money instead of “In God We Trust.” Like, it basically explains all of American history.

Exactly. We knew all these things about Trump before he even ran for president. Can we get a job at the CIA? The slap in the face is that he can be all those things and White people will still vote him in a second term.

Oh, she got a black gentleman friend.

“We need a person to run the country like a business.”

But he’s a businessman who won’t take money from special interests

“But he speaks his mind and pisses of the libtards”

Random Black Man (who is often conjured by White people’s imagination) is not raping or beating them up for once. Instead, he is reaffirming their belief that racists make excellent cops. What an upgrade in RBM’s image!

That’s awesome, because nothing burns like crisp, newly starched sheets! Also-

“...the good people in north Tulsa who want aggressive proactive policing done, who want to keep the thugs out.”

even after the same jurors who acquitted her recommended that she “should never be a patrol officer again.”

Also…

Of course. Her innate fragility makes her a great for a police force- hell, even the sheriff’s office: always afraid; therefore shoot first.

She is stunning, always turned out and really plays with different looks. She seems to be on a good track publicity/life choices-wise. She’d be a beautiful starlet, and one who seems to have her own sense of self and is solid, potentially a good role model, too.  And that dress is the quintessence of elegant.   She…

All the acting categories are locked for their winners and they’re all white.

Spencer won for The Help. Mary J has better odds

“Ain’t it sad, somebody broke into Jimmy’s pad. Is he still there? Sucka could be anywhere. In the street, or uptown... I got a feelin’, I shouldn’t be hangin’ arouuuuuund!”

You poor Puma, you’ve really been missing out ...

“I bet you hate that.”