“She was probably secretly hoping he would be dead by now”

“His wife … if you look at his wife, she was standing there. She had nothing to say.

It’s 2018, Melania Trump finds that Tiffany gift box chucked under some sofa in a dusty White House office - unopened. Dies a bit more on the inside.

She married him for his money. I think we all know this - even Trump fans admit this. Hell, she half-joked about it herself on The View. She doesn’t love him. Her end of the marriage deal is to stay attractive and obedient. She probably does know all about his infidelity and doesn’t care, cause it keeps him off her. I’…

“This was not in the contract.”

Yes. I kind of think this dress and hair is her way of saying, “I’m only here because I have to be.” She was gracious and perfectly appropriate, but this was not a celebration.

That color is beautiful, but I’ve never seen a more persistently miserable couple in my life. They should be staring at the table, eating meatloaf at a Denny’s while silently thinking daggers at each other.

Oooh no wonder she kept the jacket on. Good with jacket, BAD without.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Stop calling her a Jackie Kennedy wanna- be. She’s clearly a Carla Bruni knock-off.

Hillary Clinton represents us all today. What woman hasn’t had the experience of celebrating  the man who got the promotion/job she was infinitely more qualified for?

I think it’s lovely. Too bad it’s just enclosing empty space.

In terms of style, time & place appropriateness, and sheer gamesmanship:

I am still struggling to accept that a grown man wrote and sings this particular line:

I don’t like her at all. She always struck me as one of those “I’m not like other girls, they’re so dramatic and I’m super chill and just one of the guys.”

Ugh. He could have just stopped at ‘traditional’ and had plausible deniability that he was referring to musical styles.

Rodgers is a good dude. I mentioned this in the other article where this family thing (which is 100% his family’s fault, they’re far-right whackjobs and fameballs) came up but there was an incident a few years ago when the NFL was holding a moment of silence for the victims of the terror attacks in Paris and some…

The hell kind of chamomile-drinking PhD T.A. look is that? At an NFL presser?

Dear Kanye,

I still can’t get over the fact that this guy’s last name is Barrack.